They should pass a law that mini-vans always stay to the right. The people (I’ll avoid stereotyping, but we all know who they are) that drive them are never going to drive anywhere near the speed limit. With SUVs, though, it’s unpredictable. Some of those drivers are the bullies of the highway and will never give the right-of-way to another vehicle. On the other hand, sometimes, you’ll get stuck behind an SUV barely moving down the road, and you can almost predict who’s driving it–a soccer mom jawing away, waving her hands talking on the cell phone, oblivious to everything else happening on the road.
Tonight on my commute home, I wondered if there haven’t been surveys made that deal with the effect of cell phone drivers on the overall speed of the traffic.
Just in the middle of that thought, I had to stop at a red light, and noticed a business I had never seen before. Right there in a semi-industrial area sits a Psychic Reader/Fortune Teller. It’s close to a very busy intersection, but how many pull over in the middle of the morning or evening commute to get scammed out of few bucks to hear some fairy tale about their future?
I’m sure it’s mostly people for whom the $10 or $25 would be better spent on groceries or some other necessity.
But I went to a reader once, one time when I was feeling poor and low. I didn’t feel any better after I had heard my fortune and was on my way home. Nope, not better, just had even less money in my pocket.
Seeing that Palm Reader place tonight made me think of two other things that I’ve tried, and after a bit, decided that like fortune telling, they too have a lot of hocus pocus involved: gambling and religion. Though others might not put them in the same category, both seem to make a lot of promises without any proof, and left me with less money in my pocket.
If others feel good for getting all the hocus pocus and pocket-fleecing, more power to them, but I’ll take a little dog’s lick on the ear to these any time.
And, yes, there have been surveys. They say drivers using cell phones make our commute about 5-10% longer. So all you yappers: shut up and drive!
Filed under: All About H-Town (Houston), Annie and Dog Talk, Cars and More, On the Road Home Tagged: | bullies, card reading, cell phone, drivers, fortune teller, gambling, hocus pocius, Houston commute, mini-vans, palm reading, religion, scammers, slow traffic, soccer moms, survey, SUVs